The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to think.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!