The power to have bad luck!

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!