The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!