The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!