the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to see through glass

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!