The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to peak braille

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have bad luck!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!