The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power of love

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!