The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of love

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!