The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to write comic books

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!