the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to die

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!