The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!