The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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penis

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!