The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to understand myspace

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to make body fat go away

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to be your self

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!