The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!