The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Poop

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!