the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to think.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to write comic books

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!