The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!