The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

thumb_up thumb_down -92

The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

thumb_up thumb_down +141

the power to see with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to attract flies and cockroaches

thumb_up thumb_down +19

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the power to become friends with a plastic box

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

thumb_up thumb_down -107

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

thumb_up thumb_down +190

the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to shit on command.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Night vision that only works during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to think of a funny power

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to make fish drown.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!