The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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to be shitty

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!