Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!