The power to die at will

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be a human

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fly in space

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!