The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to only see glass.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to make glass clear

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!