The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to read the TV

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the power to see through glass

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!