The power to use windows 10.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to die

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to see through horses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!