The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!