The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to die

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!