The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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black people

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!