The power to have 20/21 vision

The ability to become shit forever.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to run at the speed of a human

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to lower your own ego.

The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

black people

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The power to only see glass.

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

The ability to always be fashionable late

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!