The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!