The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!