the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!