The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to get STD's

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power to breathe

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to see through windows

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!