The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to see through glass

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to turn wine into water

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of love

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!