The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to speak Braille.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!