The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to die at will

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i like pie.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!