The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to pee out blue

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to see through horses

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!