the power to reseal bottle caps

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to clean

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!