The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to get STD's

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!