The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to eat edible things.

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!