the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to see through bones.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!