the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!