The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!