Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to control nothing

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!