The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!