The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!