The power to look TV

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!