the power to be a fury............-_-

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!