the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!