By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to resist trolling.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to die at will

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!