The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!