The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to die

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!