The power to think you have powers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!