The power to get AIDS.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of exact change

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!