Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!