The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to fly in space

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!