the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!