The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power die if you think.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!