The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to ?-1.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power die if you think.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!