The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Balls.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to always hug people

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to die

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!