The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!