The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!