The power to die on command

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!