The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to live through torture.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!