The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to become retarded

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!