the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!