The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!