The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!