The power to turn into paper

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!