The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to always hug people

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!