The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to go part way through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!