The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to die on command

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Liam Brudenell

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!