the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!