The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!