The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!