The power to get AIDS.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power of exact change

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!