the power die if you think.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!